Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 17, 2010
Rat says, "The Nobel Prize is a joke.. I mean, why the @*#@ don't I have one yet?" Goat says, "You know, Rat, your ego is out of control? you ever heard of humility?" Rat says, "Yes. Humility is what you strive for when you've failed at everything else." Pig says, "I've achieved something!!" Goat says, "That's not it." Rat says, "Fine. You've stumped me."