Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 15, 2010
Rat says, "You know, Pig, you're really stupid? everything you say is wrong." Pig says, "You really think so?" Rat says, "Ehhh, forget about it? that's just the beer talking.. I better stop drinking and take off? I'll see ya later?" Pig says, "Do you really think I'm stupid?"