Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2010
Rat says, "I, the honorable Rat, judge of the universe, hereby release my list of 'the top seven things whose appeal I do not get'?" 7. Pro wrestling 6. Conversing with people 5. Opera 4. Office birthday parties 3. Non-alcoholic beer 2. Non-alcoholic beer Rat says, "And the number one thing whose appeal I do not get..." Stephan says, "You mind?" Guard Duck says, "'Pea Before Swine'?" Pig says, "I don't like the sound of that."