Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 23, 2010
Zebra says, "Rat! Thank god you're home. I need a place to stay? the crocs fell through the skylight into my house." Rat says, "Where you looking to stay?" Zebra says, "I was hoping here." Rat says, "Oh. Well, this is the Dikembe Mutombo finger wag... it means, 'get that weak @#*# out of here.'" Zebra says, "Is that a no?" Rat says, "And this is the Rat high five. It means, 'Whoa, you're not as dumb as you look.'" Rat says, "Hey. Don't leave me hanging."