Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2010
Goat says, "Hey, Rat, it's me, Goat." Rat says, "Ahhhh? what's your stupid face doing on Pig's new computer?!" Goat says, "It's 'iChat.' It's videophone." Rat says, "Why would I want to see your dumb face when we talk? I don't even want to hear your voice." Goat says, "Aww, don't be such a misanthrope... hey, what kind of beer is that?" Rat says, "What kind of- ...You can see me?!?" Goat says, "Of course I can... it's a videophone." Rat says, "Aaaughhhhh get out of my @#*%@*# house!!" Goat says, "Hey hey hey... calm down. Just terminate the call if you can't-" KSSHHH Rat says, "It broke."