Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 12, 2010
Pig says, "Rat, this is Beanie the Bear. He's an accountant. I told him we needed someone to do our taxes and he said he could do it." Rat says, "Oh, yeah? What are your strengths?" Beanie says, "I?m honest. I'm diligent. I'm good with numbers." Rat says, "Any drawbacks?" Beanie says, "I'm asleep from November through March." Pig says, "But he really picks it up post-hibernation."