Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2010
Rat says, "Announcement: I have seen two French films. From that, I have concluded that all French films are about nothing." Goat says, "Oh, please. You ever think you might be wrong?" Rat says, "Listen. Whenever you think I might be wrong, I want you to think of Halley's comet." Goat says, "Why?" Rat says, "Because it only happens once every 76 years." Goat says, "Announcement: I am leaving." Rat says, "Anyone ever tell you you're about as interesting as a French film?"