Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 19, 2010
Pig says, "Do you think flamenco dancers are intimidating?" Goat says, "Intimidating?" Pig says, "Yeah? like if someone challenged you to a bar fight, and you struck a flamenco pose, would that intimidate them?" Goat says, "Of course not. It's a dance." Pig says, "Told you." Rat says, "Care to step outside?" Goat says, "Yes. Because I'm leaving."