Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2010
Goat says, "What are you doing, pig?" Pig says, "I'm Lightnin' Pigkins. I plumb the dark sadness of my soul to play the blues? have a listen?" Pig says, "Oooooh? woke up this mornin'? had myself a box of good corn flakes? whoaaa? it's part of a balanced nutritious breakfast... which your tummy neeeeeeds for goodnes sakes..." Goat says, "Not a lot of 'dark sadness' in a balanced nutritious breakfast." Pig says, "Oooh... just wait 'til the corn flakes get soggy."