Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2010
Rat's 'Friendly Greeter' Job Man says, "Hey, can you tell me where the shoes are?" Rat says, "Yes, well, I can see why you'd be confused, sir, as we've cryptically hidden them in an aisle marked 'shoes.'" Man says, "Where is the aisle?" Rat says, "In the store, sir, where we like to keep most of our aisles." Man says, "Where is your manager?" Rat says, "Another questions? Please, sir, give it a rest."