Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2010
Patty says, "Happy Valentine's Day, Larry! I got you one of those beer mugs you wanted." Patty says, "Do you like it?" Larry says, "Me does." Patty says, "Larry? please don't tell me you forgot that today was Valentine's Day." Patty says, "Please tell me you have a present for now and don't have to rush out on a Sunday morning when the stores are closed, eventually ending up at a grocery store where you'll buy me cheap flowers wrapped in clear cellophane with the price tag still on them." Larry says, "Happy Valeentine Day." Larry says, "It gonna be hard to change channels now."