Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2010
Patty says, "What are you doing, Larry?" Larry says, "We is heli-crocs. We geet techmalogy from keety kat. Mikey here is fly over zeeba house and blow up wid hand greenade." Patty says, "Does Mikey know how to use a hand grenade?" Larry says, "Yeah. Me tell heem. Right, Mikey? You juss pull peen." Mikey says, "Ha ha. Me know. Me know." BOOM Larry says, "Forgot to tell heem throw it." Mikey says, "Ohhhhhh... me having bad day."