Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2010
Crocodile says, "And juss when he tink he esscape, WHAM, me bite off zeeba hed!" Floyd says, "HA HA HA Dat juss like gazelle me eet dis morning!" Crocodile 2 says, "You is keel gazelle too, Floyd?" Bird says, "Larry had a bran muffin for breakfast." Floyd says, "You got bird on hed, Larry." Larry says, "Me know dat, Floyd." Bird says, "Larry loooves to be regular."