Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2010
Rat says, "Hey Hey hey. What do you think you're doing on the border of Ratopia?" Goat says, "Pig asked me to come over and spray this moss killer on your lawn." Rat says, "Well you need to ask first. WE don?t like border incursions." Goat says, "Oh. I guess you're right...after all, I'm carry weapons of moss destruction." BOOT Rat says, "We're not too keen on puns either."