Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2009
Rat says, "Yo, Pig?You met the new oweners of this diner? This is Tina and that's Archie. They've renamed our diner 'Evita's.'" Pig says, "That's great! Hi, Tina. Hi, Archie. Tina says, "Hi" Archie says, "Call me Arch." Rat says, "Dude, you've got to taste their toasted rye bread and coffee." Pig says, "Oh yeah?" Rat says, "Yeah/ Before they serve it to you, they dunk the corners of the bread in the coffee. Tastes great." Pig says, "Oh, boy! I want that!" Rat says, "Well then tell them." Pig yells, "Dunk Rye for me, Arch and Tina!!" Rat says, "You're why newspapers are shrinking the comics page."