Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 27, 2009
Rat says, "What are you doing, Pig?" Pig says, "Playing with my magnetic letters. I talk to them. I've started some real good relationships." x says, "Yeah, real good. Until they go south like ours, you fat @#$$^@#$ idiot." Pig says, "I'm having trouble with my x."