Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2009
Man says, "Here's your case of beer, Larry. Anything else I can do for you?" Larry says, "Yeah, Clive, me got huge gopher hole. Peese fill. Me might hunt for zeeba today and me no want to trip and -" Bam Wham Boom Thud!! Larry says, "You one ugly zeeba."