Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2009
Goat says, "What are you doing, Pig?" Pig says, "I'm wishing on a supernova." Goat says, "A supernova? That's a star that's collapsing on itself." Pig says, "I know. Rat said I should wish on it because that way when my dreams implode it will all make cosmic sense." Pig says, "Why you little..." Rat says ,"Look, Pig, a black hole...Throw your hopes down it."