Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2009
Pig says, "Did the writers of the U.S. Constitution have to make it more appealing to rats before the states would agree to it?" Goat says, "No." Pig says, "So they didn't have to add in special provisions that only rats wanted?" Goat says, "No." Pig says, "That is not what ratify means." Rat says, "Oh? Then why isn't it pigified?"