Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2009
Goat says, "How's your band going, Rat?" Rat says, "I did some research. I found that all great bands have dead drummers?The Who?Led Zeppelin?you get the idea." Goat says, "So what's that mean?" Rat says, "It means if Johnny Migraine and the Big Dogs o'doom are gonne be great, we gotta start with a dead drummer." Pig says, "Which is not really the tour experience I had in mind." Rat says, "Bongo! We don't talk!"