Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 14, 2009
Goat says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "I'm Johnny Migraine, rebellious punk superstar, here to tour the states." Goat says, "Oh, great?and how do you rebel?...By trashing your hotel room like every other 'Rebellious' band?" Rat says, "By keeping it tidy." Goat says, "Okay, that is kinds rebellious." Rat says, "Rock and Roll, baby!"