Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 10, 2009
Pig says, "Hey, Zebra, I think I just heard a noise from under your floor." Zebra says, "It's the crocs. They've discovered the crawl space. They're trying to use it to get into the house." Pig says, "How do you know it's them?" Zebra says, "Because every time they smash their snouts on the floor joists, they try to disguise who they are." Thud Croc says, "Whoa. Me is one huge ant." Pig says, "Oh." Croc says, "Hey...my snout really hurt, Floyd." Croc says, "Shut mouf, Bob. We is ants."