Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 14, 2009
Goat says, "Listen to me, Pig?Stupidity is not contagious and you don't have to wear a mask just because Rat told you to." Pig says, "But I might sneeze and get the 'Stupid' bug on you." Goat says ,"Pig?you are not stupid. You are entitles to dignity and respect, as is every living being on this earth." Rat says, "Whoa. Sounds like someone's caught the 'Stupid' bug." Pig says, "Quick, Goat, wear a mask!"