Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2009
Pig says, "Thanks for letting me watch your T.V. while mine is being fixed, Goat." Goat says, "No problem, Pig. I have to run errands today anyways." Goat says, "Alright, so this remote turns the T.V. on and off, this one's for the volume. This one's for the cable box. This one's for the stereo receiver. And this one's for the DVD player. Anyhow, have fun."