Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 04, 2009
Rat says, "Check it out?I'm assembling a book of quotes by me and other famous philosophers." Pig says, "Oh, boy? let me hear one." Rat says, "'Not what we have, but what we enjoy, constitutes our riches.'" Pig says, "Wow?That's wonderful! Read me another." Rat says, "'They #$%^^$# you at the drive-thru.'" Rat says, "...Can you guess which one is mine?"