Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2009
Pig says, "What's the matter with you, Rat?" Rat says, "I'm struggling to figure out why it is that some people succeed at everything they do?it raises so many questions." Pig says, "Like what? Maybe I can help." Rat says, "Well?Like?what do they have that the rest of us don't?" Pig says, "Success." Pig says, "I can be a terrific resource."