Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2009
Goat says, "I think the reason I don't get dates is that I try too hard when I meet girls." Pig says, "Ohh. Goat, that's not true." Female goat says, "Excuse me, but do either of you know what time it is?" Goat says, "Yes, it's 1:30. Actually, it just turned 1:31...Pacific standard time...in case you need the time zone...which you probably don't...but, at least now you have...all...the...information..." Rat says, "Oh, smoooooth." Goat says, "Shut up. Just shut up." Pig says, "Why is that nice girld running?"