Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2009
Zebra says, "Look at this?my stupid contractor installed the wrong front door. This one's got one of those mail slots." Pig says, "What's wrong with that? I like being able to get my mail dropped right into my house." Zebra says, "I don't." Crocodile says, "He. Tell heem you Fed Ex guy." Larry says, "Hi. Me Fed Ex guy."