Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2009
Larry says, "Hey, son, want play Wii?" Billy says, "I can't. I have to go to a classmate's house to dissect a frog for my science class?It'll probably take all afternoon." Larry says, "Whuh 'dissect' mean?" Billy says, "You cut it up. And it's a pretty involved process, so there's not much I can speed things up." Billy says, "Scientists work a little slower than that, dad." Larry says, "Dey must no have Wii."