Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2009
Larry says, "Hey, son?Want play Wii?" Billy says, "Can't I have to write a report on the book 'Of Mice and Men'?we have to compare and contrast the characters." Larry says, "Oh, peese. Dat like so easy." Billy says, "How do you figure?" Larry says, "Mice is small. Men wear pants." Billy says, "Thanks, dad." Larry says, "Okay...now you play Wii?"