Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2009
Man says, "Thanks for agreeing to come in here today, Mr?Uh?Larry?As I'm sure you've surmised, I wanted to talk to you about your son, Junior?" Larry says, "Whuh he do bad?" Man says, "Oh, nothing, sir?It's just that I was talking to him about his home study habits and he said that sometimes when he's reading, you'll come in and say..." Man says, "'Books is for idiots.'" Larry says, "Bah. Me no say nutteeng." Man says, "Well, wir, I'm sure you'd agree reading is an important part of life...Where would we be without it? I mean, no offense, sir...but you do know how to read, don't you?" Larry says, "Oh, peese...of course me know, Meester...." Principle Vinson Larry says, "Prancer and Vixen." Man says, "Ohhhh lord...." Larry says, "On Donner! On Bleetzen!"