Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2009
Larry says, "Hey, Bob. Dis Larry. Me tryeeng geet leest of all zeebas on block." Bob says, "Me alreddy has." Larry says, "You already has? Read names to Larry." Bob says, "But no you wife has fax macheen?" Larry says, "Me tink so. Why?" Bob says, "Cause me juss hang up phone, geev you names on fax." Larry says, Okays." Larry says, "Is you read names or not?!?!!" Billy says, "Dad might be technologically challenged." Larry says, "Me is reach in, punch you face, bob!!!"