Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2009
Patty says, "Have you seen your father?" Billy says, "He's outside. I have to do a project for biology where I find and catalog twenty different birds. Dad's birdwatching for me." Larry says, junior! Junior! Me find one!" Billy says, "Terrific, dad! Describe its physical characteristics and I'll try to find it in the bird guide." Larry says, "Uhh. Two wings. Lotta feathers." Billy says, "You need to be a little more specific, dad." Larry says, "Oh, yeah. It have head."