Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2009
Pig says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "Studying Yiddish?I have determined it is by far the best language in the world for hurling insults." Pig says, "Do you really think it's a good idea to learn a language just so you can hurl insults?" Rat says, "Please stop being such a shmulky shlumperdik."