Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2009
goat says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "I'm an enforcer. I got the idea from hockey. The enforcer is the guy whose job it is to pick fights with the other team." Goat says, "We're a comic strip, Rat. We're not a hockey team. And I hardly think a comic strip has a need for and enforcer." Billy from family cirus, "Excuse me, but would you mind passing the salt?" Rat says, "Yeah, Ovalhead, I think I do." Goat says, "Check, please."