Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 17, 2009
Billy says, "What's the matter with you, dad?" Larry says, "me turn forty. Me spose keel billion zeebas by now. Me waste whole life." Billy says, "Dad, you haven't wasted every moment of your life just because you haven't caught all the zebras you thought you'd catch. I can think of a million of those moments you didn't wast." Larry says, "Oh yeah? Like wheech ones?"