Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2008
Guard duck says, "Good news, Mr. Zebra, sir?The crocs gave up on the nuke." Zebra says, "You're kidding! What are they gonna do with it?" Guard duck says, "They were gonna walk it out to the desert and explode it, but it got too heavy, so now they're gonna just drop it from a plane." Zebra says, "Just drop it?? How will they control where it goes?" crocodile says, "WOOOHOOOOOOOOO"