Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2008
guard duck says, "Excuse me sir, but I've been thinking, and I've concluded we'd be better off living somewhere where we don't have neighbors all around us." Pig says, "Yeah, you mean move out to the country where we can get some land?" guard duck says, "I mean tear down our neighbors' homes." guard duck says, "You and I are rarely on the same page, are we, sir?"