Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2008
Transcript:
"Hey, here comes zebra...I think that idiot is stealing the newspaper from our driveway. Let's interrogate him using a little 'good cop/bad cop'" "Okay." "...Hey there, zebra...Not to be rude, but you wouldn't happen to know what's been happening to our paper every morning, would you?" "Nope." "Well ho ho ho I sure would like a good ol' jelly doughnut for my big ol' tum tum...yup yup..." "Pig?" "Yes?" "It's good cop/bad cop...not good cop/fat cop." "Oh." "I am so confused." "I am so angry." "I am soooo hungry."
Wait a minute…this is out of character for Rat. Why would he be the “good cop”?