Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2008
Danny Donkey hated men who followed trends. "I hate them." He hated baggy jeans. He hated caps that had to be worn a certain way. He hated stubble And he really, really hated neatly trimmed goatees. "Are you done?" "'But most of all he hated oversensitive talentless cartoonists who think they're god's gift to cartooning.'" "heh heh heh don't we all, Danny Donkey...Don't we all..."