Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2008
"Hey, why'd they change the color of these diner stools?" "I dunno, why's it matter?" "Because this represents change. I do not like change. I like every aspect of my day to remain exactly the same, as deviations such as this carry the devastating potential for destroying the fragile balance that is me." "It's a chair." "If you need me, I'll be at home, crying, in a dark corner of my closet."