Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2008
Pig: I'm thinking about going to Mexico. But I'm worried about not knowing Spanish. Rat: I know some...what do you want to know? Pig: Well...what's the spanish word for taco? Rat: That's it. Pig: What's it? Rat: That's the word. Pig: What's the word? Rat: I just told you. Pig: You said that's the word. Rat: Yes. Pig: So what's the word for burrito? Rat: It's the same. Pig: It's the same. Rat: Yes. Pig: Then what's the word for an enchilada? Rat: Dude, don't be a @*#%#@ moron! Man: You want WHAT, Senor? Pig: Two that's, one same, and dude, don't be a @*#%*#@ moron.