Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2008
"Hullooo, zeeba neighba... leesten... Crocs know you is beeg 'Peenut' fan. So we ees make you 'Talking Charlee Brown' lamp for eenside you house." "Hullo, Snoopee dog." "Well, thanks, but you know, that light bulb in the socket looks a little odd." "Me kick football!" "Maybe I should plug it in and test it before I put it in my house." "HOLY @*#@! Me gonna DIE!!!!!" "Well, there's something you don't hear Charlie Brown say a lot." "uh. 'Gud greef,' he mean to say."