Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2008
"Hey, sir... is that a cell phone and a pager you have clipped to your belt?" "Yeah. Why?" "Because if you look up 'total loser geek' in the dictionary, you'll see it says 'man who clips multiple electronic devices to his belt.'" "Is that so?" "Take it easy, sir. It's only a comic strip." "We should go now, Rat."