Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 21, 2007
"DAD! You killed Zebra's uncle! How could you??" "No, son, no... IS bucket of 'KFC.' Me realized keesmas about love. And peace. And brudderhood." "He realized that after he knocked me unconscious, he couldn't drag me onto the barbecue because I was too fat. That, of course, didn't stop him from eating part of my left leg." "Way to bring down mood, Stumpy."