Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 12, 2007
"You know. I hope your making money from this tabloid doesn't turn you into one of those rich jerks who's gotta hire people to do everything for them." "No, I may buy cars and stuff but hiring people just isn't my... ahhhhhhhchooooo" "Wipe my nose, Pig." "Regular or extra soft?"