Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2007
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY "Okay, Rat.. either you knock off what you're doing with that tabloid of yours or you're gonna start losing your friends." "Lose my friends? But that would kill me." "Yeah, well you better think about it then, 'cause I will walk right out of your life." "You? I thought you were talking about Abe, Ulysses and Benjamin." "Forget it." "Shhhhhh... he's leaving now, little buddies."