Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2007
"Hola, sweetcheeks. I'm here for work and don't give me any flak for being two hours late... I'm not in the mood." "You're fired, Rat." Joe's ROASTERY "Oh, shove it in your ear, Gary.. you've got a policy of corporate diversity and I'm your only rat." "Is that so, sweetcheeks?" "You can't handle feeder mice?" "Dey punch me in hed." "Can we clean the bathrooms again, Mr. Gary? Pleeeeeease..." "We love you, Mr. Gary."