Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2007
"Alright, Rat, listen... the C.E.O. of Joe's Roastery is visiting our cafe today and we need to set up a welcoming party." Joe's ROASTERY "Oh, the big fat do-nothing that makes $64,000,000 a year, pays me $5.15 a hour, and expects me to be inspired by a corporate cheer every morning?" "Maybe you shouldn't be part of the welcoming party." "Ohh, I've got his welcoming party."