Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2007
"Larry, I think it's time you talked to our son about the birds and the bees." "Oh, peese woomun.. No be stoopid. Why me do dat?" "Because you're his <i>father</i>, Larry.. it's your <i>job.</i>" "OHHkay, fine, if it make you shut you mouf." "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "Birds is gud. Eat dem if you can. But no eat bees. Dey steeng you face." "Thanks, Dad, but I already knew that." "Beeeeeeg waste of time."